Over the 3+ years here at TWR we’ve done our part to make a name for ourselves and carve out a niche in the ever-growing “Always smart, often irreverent, and occasionally serious” blogosphere. Not to blow our own horn–oh Tobias, you blowhard!–but we’ve even surpassed our archnemesis wheelhousereview.com (link purposely not included) on google rankings.
Still, to misquote the esteemed and prolific writer Source Unknown, “with great power comes great exposure to spambots.” As a collective of freelance, aspiring, and/or self-literate writers, we’re always looking for new content. Think zombies, but instead of brains we crave good writing, and instead of communicating via groaning noises we speak Esperanto.
Hence the link on our website to “write for us” that has given us one to three actual writers and infinity plus one spambot requests. Most of the time we delete them and move on our merry way. But sometimes, just sometimes, if we’re bored enough and/or there’s no one new in our area on Tinder, we’ll take the time to respond. A few examples below for your reading pleasure (actual names and emails redacted for fear of spambot retaliation).