We’re forging ahead this week with my seminal treatise on television. Groundbreaking stuff, people. In fact, I’m a little conflicted over my excitement that you’re reading this and my disappointment that you’re not sitting in front of a TV, taking advantage of all the treasures the small screen offers. Alas, I’ll continue to order your queue (NOT a euphemism, pervs), and we’ll add some more stories to our must-see grid.
MAD MEN
Ostensible premise: Seven strangers live in a house and have their lives taped…nah, just kidding—it’s about advertising agents on Madison Avenue in the 1960s.
Hook: See Dick run. See Dick lie. See Dick become Don. (See below.)
Lead character: Don Draper, the erstwhile Dick Whitman.
Lead’s likability (1-10 scale): Ugh. This one’s tough. Don as an agent? Amazing. Proficient. Inspiring. Don as a person? Probably herpetic. He’s a cheating scoundrel, see? I’ll give him a 4.