(Editor’s note: This post was originally published on Syd Rock’s blog)
It’s me again! Apparently my first few attempts to correct your behavior have failed. I tried calling the Supernanny, but she was busy. As an American I feel it is my duty not to give up on you, so I will attempt once more time to polish this turd.
Come real close, I have to let you in on a little secret. The country thinks you are incompetent, self-advancing and worthless. This saddens me as a political enthusiast who has spent the better part of her life defending you and the exceptional government machine that ‘Merica has cultivated. “America works so well because we have checks and balances”, uttered a younger (chubbier–hey I liked carbs) version of myself. I would appreciate you not making a fool of me.